2008/12/31
Shorter! And shorter! AND SHORTER!!
After a few minutes~
Viola! Finished! Actually, there's not much difference. But, who cares! She also said my sideburns are too short. So it will bong-up. That's so right! Urgh! That aunty.. I will never forget her! Never!! Boohoohoo... But the 老板娘 said maybe when new year can be longer and nicer liao. Yeepee!!! Hmm, now the other thing is, i'm afraid i go to Heng Ee, and then the other people who knows me (because my sister said, if you go Heng Ee with this hair, no one will laugh one, except the ones who knows you) then laugh at me. Boohoo!! Heh, heh. I just made a promise with 1 of my friend. Said that we wont laugh at each other when we see each other. Hmm!! But that's a girl! I'm worried about the boys! Urgh! I better control my feelings when i meet with those bastards. Control... Control... Calm. I tried some calming actions to make me more.. you know calming. And it worked! I didn't cry! If i see them, i'll just do that. Yes, just do that. Okay. Back to the point. After my elder sister had her hair cut, she keeo saying that she's cute. Was she psycho after that hair cut?? Did she tought it's ugly so she tried to calm herself?? Or was she really think that she's.. CUTE??? Oh my. Forget it.
Nothing to say d. Byebye~ And wish every one a happy new year!
2008/12/29
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh...
Phew. Finished that. But, I'M STILL NOT SATISFIED WITH THE HAIR! Boohoo... Forget it. Just let it grow and cut then grow and cut for 5 years. THEN I WILL BE FREE!!! Muhhahaa!! 5 years. I wish it'll go fast. Faster than ever. Bwahahahaha!! Lalalalala~ (I'm just trying to be cheerful.)(And it's good~)(Somebody : =.='')(Me :Shut up you.. you! Somebody!!)
2008/12/24
Eve... Haha!
My present bag is also very cute. It's pinkish. And there's 2 little bees at the bottom part (but not really bottom part la..). My little brother's bag is big. 'Cause his present must have been big... It's blue in colour. Baby blue i think. I can't see the image 'cause it's covered by the our bags. My elder sister's paper bag is purple in colour. It's a quite small bag and it's very light too! Hehe.. And my little sister's paper bag is green colour. I didn't see the picture closely, so i don't know what is it.
Enough of chit-chatting. Let's ... let's ... Well what can we do except chit-chatting. Hmm.. Stupid me.. Haha! Okay then. I'm off to type my story - cause i'm so damn bored (do not say the word 'damn'). Bye! And again, Merry Christmas Eve.
We wish you a merry christmas
We wish you a merry christmas
We wish you a merry christmas
And a happy new year
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin
Good tidings for christmas
And a happy new year
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2008/12/23
Jingle bells, jingle bells...
Oh ya, and another. My aunt and grandma bought sprays! You have to sing to get those. Sing with a partner la. (But Nat don't want to sing duet cause she said no one is cooperative!!) (It's a good thing i chose Jiat. He said he wanted to sing 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas'. Okay lo! Sing ma sing lo! But he have to find the lyrics himself la har! I won't find for him d. Find for myself can d. Muhaha!! Hahahaha!!!! [The evil laugh from the hamster in 'Bolt'.])
2008/12/21
Since i'm so darn bored and all, why don't i write the stuff i bought during holidays! (Although i don't quite remember.) Why don't i just list the CLOTHINGS i bought (although it's not what really I bought. But, it's mine!!)
1. It's kinda a dress, but i don't think it's a dress (hah! Very complicated)
A pink and black striped T-shirt for the top and a jeans skirt for the bottom. It's stringed together with 2 black strpies. (It's sewed together) There's a pretty big belt to match the jeans skirt. It's fab!
Cost : RM60
2. A dress, bought from Kuala Lumpur
A red and white striped dress. At the back, there's a hood (very cute).
Cost : Don't know, not sure. But i know it's RM-0 (This who also know la!)
3. A shirt
A short sleeves long shirt until the thighs with a cute picture in the middle. The sleeves were flaired with green checkered fabric.
Cost : Not sure either.
4. A shirt
Another shirt. Inside, there's a black T-shirt. And the outside was sewed with a black and white striped singlet. The middle of the singlet has a gold picture (or something like that. I can't see it closely [and i didn't check-it-out either] because of the black and white stripes).
Cost : Urgh! I can't remember!!
5. A T-shirt
A normal T-shirt bought from Spain. (My grandma bought it) It's yellow in colour and it's printed with some mices doing... something (too many mices, too many moves).
Cost : I don't know~
6. A knee-length tights
It's not mine, my sister's. She only wore it once. Or she never wore it before i don't know. It's black in colour and there's some yellow decorations (something something la!).
Costs : I don't know also!
7. A pair of shoes
This pair of shoes is actaully for adults or GROWN-UP ladies. My mom said i'm going to be 13 next year (true, ture..) and i'm should buy more... GROWN-UP shoes. And so, i choosed a pair of shoes that is green/orange shoes. There's a tie at the back.
Costs : Don't know. Didn't check.
I don't really remember all of it. And don't you think, between all the 7 items, i only remember the "kinda-dress-but-don't-think-is-a-dress... dress" 's price. Haha.
Since i have nothing else to say anymore... Oh wait! I do have something to say, to my old pals:
A new year is coming fast. Wish all of you (and me also la, haha) can do your best in the future. Have a Merry Christmas and Happy Chinese New Year everyone~ Bye~
2008/12/09
My Holidays
1st day
I woke up 6.00 in the morning 'cause we're suppose to gather in my grandma house at 6.30a.m. .(Didn't bathe. Hah! Don't have to~) After finishing washing-up, putting bags in the car, we're ready to take off to my grandma's house. And tell you what, i'm terribly sick these few days and i only went to see the doctor the day before we went to holiday-ing. Why am i telling you this..? Because i want you to know that i'm still sick when the day we're going to Genting. We going 'holiday-ing' and i still need to bring my medicine! I'm getting emo~! (No la, no la. Just crazy-ing around nia la!) Okay! Back to my story!
And we reached my grandma house and they talk-talk-talk about the the seats and everything. And then we leave for breakfast. Yum! My favourite breakfast : half-boil egg and bread with kaya and butter in it. Too bad i wasn't really in the mood to eat it. Haizz...But at least i got eat tiok 4 pieces o the bread... And it really tastes good~ Ahh...
After finishing our food, it's time to go! We drove 3 cars, so there's 3 walky-talkies. I still remember a year or 2 ago, we also used the same walky-talky when we go to Ipoh. And that time, we children (me, my sis, 2 of my cousin brothers) used the walky-talky to copy the 'No Pork' thing and said it to the other cars. Ahh.. Good times. Because now we've grown-up and all. We just 'stay cool'. Hah! Because there's a mini tv in my dad's car so we called my cousin brothers (that sat in our car) to bring some of their CD's to watch in the car (in case we get bored in the car). They watched and i dozed-off since the rode pass Penang bridge. Hah! I'M DIZZY!! And when i woke up, they were watching '鲁冰花'. I don't really like that show. They keep screaming and shouting 'HEYYY!!' (because their distance's far away..). (And that's why i'm awake.) I watched for a while and felt dizzy again. So i flew to Dream Land again. Haha~ I can really sleep a lot sometimes.. Nice~
Almost like a few hours, we reached Bukit Tinggi and we went to a place where Frenchs built. It's like a French Town. It's very beautiful. We met up with our aunt and cousin sister, Nat and out 'little aunt' and NWP (my 'little aunt's husband~). It's almost christmas, so the whole 'little' town is decorated with christmas decor! And i love christmas and of course, CHRISTMAS DECOR!! And you know what! After the dizzy-ing and sleeping in the car, i felt much better and i took the video-camera from my dad and keep taking video's a photos! (Although it's not really pretty.. Especially the videos. I keep walking and it keep shaking.) Really, it's a very pretty place. (Doing promossion. Hah!)
Next stop: Lunch
We had lunch in a kopitiam kinda...kopitiam. We ate rice. My favourite kinda lunch. And you know what - again.. -!! I could eat! (Although i only ate 1 plate of rice. Mostly i'll call 2 if it's really nice and if i'm really hungry. ^^) Hoho~!
Finish lunch, go to the Bukit Tinggi Botanical Garden. So many pretty flowers. And there's a small bridge (actaully it can't be counted as a bridge, it's just a normal path to walk over the little pond and the little stream. In the pond, there's big fishes. And i mean by big, ohh, it's big alright. And in the stream, there's small fishes. And my dad made a joke. He said, 'You see, when the big fishes swim pass to the stream, it becomes a small fish!' Maybe there's a little fence between the pond and the stream, i think. Or isit the hole to small for the big fishes to swim in the stream... Mysterious~ Aiya! Who cares! Just keep walking, just keep walking. Ooo~! A sushi shop! Boo.. We just ate. We just stoped there to go to the toilet and take some pictures. In the toilet, it's so...insect-ish. The walls and everything got moths, butterflies and some insect sticking on it. Urgh...
After finishing looking and taking pictures of the flowers and stuff, we headed to Awana. Oh god, sat the car again. Gonna had car sick again. So i slept again! Haha~ That's the way of getting out the dizziness. Yahoo!! Xiao d..
After a while (cause i don't know how long), we reached Awana. The grown-ups said that we could swim because the temperature was warm warm d. Haha! It's good that my parents remember to call us to bring swimming costumes~ After putting our luggages, we changed our swimming suits and headed to the swimming pool.
We swam for a while, then we went back to our hotel room and clean up for dinner.
We have dinner at the restaurant in the hotel ground.There's a buffet for breakfast. But at night don't have d. Me, Nat and my sister ordered spaghetti. (Actually, i don't like eating spaghetti. But those girls... Haizz... They were talking and keep went through the menu over and over again. [There were only 2 menus.] And when the waiter was taking orders from the other table [that table was also our family], they ka faster look look and ordered spaghetti. Then they passed me the menu. And i quickly look over the menu. But i had nothing in mind! And the waiter came and wanna took our orders. The girls ordered theirs and keep calling me to hurry up and order. But i only had such a little time to choose what i wanted to eat [sometimes, i need a lot of time to order a food]. So i simply order and ordered spaghetti.) At last, 3 of us can't finish because it's too big and......not nice ! So we passed it to our cousin bros. But unfortunately, they only ate a quarter (i think) of Nat's spaghetti and couldn't ate mine anymore. Saded...
After dinner, my uncle brought us children (me, Nat, my sister [elder], my cousin bros[Han, Jiat, Ray]) to karaoke (in the hotel). Tell you something, it's quite lame... A lot of songs don't have d!! Even Avril Lavigne's song also don't have! And so, me and Jiat don't know what to sing, so we sang the song our teacher tought us (it's Saturday and we're suppose to go for singing lessons but we're at Awana) (me and Jiat go for singing lessons~). After that, my dad called me to sing 'ting hai'. I quite like to sing that, so i didn't deny. (Actually, if i dare to deny, my dad will be like, 'Oi. Go sing! Don't argue.' Yeah.. I guess it will happened that way.) I sang liao hor, until the 2nd verse (or something like that), my toungue was like, not cooperating. It keep wanna touch my lelangit. And then my voice was hard to come out and the whole song was ruined... NOO!! Nevermind la! At least i done it better on the 1st verse (or something like that).
We sang until like 2300 something likw that then go back to our rooms and rest d.
2nd day
We woke up 8/9 something in the morning and went down to eat breakfast - buffet~ Yumm~~ I took bread cooked with egg ( or something like that), sausages, nasi lemak... (I don't really remember) Aiya! Only 1 word (the breakfast), Yummm~
After breakfast, we went to Kuala Lumpur.
Then we go IKANO shopping. IKANO could also walked pass and then reach another shopping mall. We went that shopping mall to buy some stuff (shoes and stuff.. Yeah...). And when we reached a music shop - a shop that sell instruments, we(me, my sister [elder], Jiat ) go ting tong tiang the piano for a while. Ahh... I like to listen to Jiat play the piano. So graceful and nice.
After that, we all planed, my aunts, my mom, my little annoying younger sister and cousin, my popo and Uncle NWP went to shopping and we elder children followed my uncles and my dad to the bowling to bowl (of course) !! (We're crazy about bowling these months. YooHoo!) Oh, what fun! And apparently, i'm not last again! (I think) After that, we go to eat dinner in a Thai restaurant. The plate was so CUTE!! The plate so big and the rice only... Well, it's normal as any rice size (rice size?). I took a picture of it. But the place was too dark. The restaurant was dark (as i said) (but there's also a little light la. Or else how to eat!?) and there's a lot of buddha statues (or something like that). So... buddha-ish. I sat with Han when eating and the others were sitting at the other end. We keep chit-chatting about Jiat (Han's elder brother) and my elder sister (Aiya! I'm lazy to keep typing 'my elder sister'. So i'll just type Rach) -- Rach. And the grown-ups suddenly chatted until my sister and suddenly blurtted out 1 of Rach's admirer. ( It's not me! I didn't say anything!) Hah! Oh yea she's angry.
At night, me, Nat, Han, Ray, my little aunt, Uncle NWP and the 2 brats were just in a room playing scrabble (of course the 2 brats didn't play). I was so sleepy so i closed my eyes to rest. And then the other grown-ups called us to go down stairs to eat supper -- 'Cha Xio Pao' and Roti Canai. I only ate a little of Roti Canai and then i passed it to my dad. Don't have such appetite. After that, i went up and lied down again.
A few minutes later, Rach and Jiat came up and asked us wanna play 'Police, Killer, Docter and Resident' (or whatever the name is). At first, i was too tired to play. But at last, i managed myself to get up and play with them. When it's my time to be the killer, i was too afraid that if i wink, maybe someone will see tiok! Then i'm doom! So i don't even dare to wink! And i 'tou xiang'. Haha.
Play for quite a while, the grown-ups called us to go to bed already. And me, Nat and Rach slept in Nat's bedroom. The girls played a game (can't tell what game isit) before they went to bed and i think they played till very late. (I fell asleep while they're playing) In the middle of the night. I was so cold! Nat pulled all of the blanket and i don't have any on my body. Haizz. But i managed to pulled a little for myself to cover. But later on, Nat started to shake her hand like she's shooing a fly. And her hand hit me and i woke again. After that, she pulled the blanket again. No blanket to cover again.
3rd day
In the morning, we went out to have breakfast. Oh yumm... We played the game ('Police, Killer, Docter and Resident') again cause it's so addicting. Haha.
After that, we went to IKEA before we went back to Penang.
When my dad was driving, that car park d card suddenly fell down. And my dad said later ka find ('cause he's driving marh). And when we parked, my dad started finding the card. But couldn't find tiok wor! Oh michael... Cham liao. And my dad was more desperate, and more desperate, and EVEN MORE DESPERATE! It looked like he was going to burst! Oh my, so fierce... Scared, scared lerh... ... After that my aunty came to gather with us. And then she helped my mom to find the card. She just 'bong bong' a while and then she found the card d. And then quickly called my dad to come (he was on his way to find the guard and report about the card). And then 'bo dai ji' liao! Yay! Go shopping lerr. But we ate first. (Heh heh, we this family always wanna eat d.)
Finish eating, so shop shop d. We (me, Nat, my sister [elder], my cousin bros[Han, Jiat, Ray]) played that game along the way again. Played until a while or something. Tired liao. So didn't play d.
After a few hours, we finished shopping and head back to Penang.
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So long didn't send post lerr. Haha. That's it. Byebye~
2008/11/30
PEMA Walk-a-ton
When we reach there, omg, a little people nia. And that means we have to wait. Aiyo, cannot tahan the 2 noisy and blumpy girls arh..(2 of my noisy sisters) Keep luan luan luan. Saying that they always late arh, then let us wait so long arh, bla bla bla. Then, finally, we go down the car and get ready to 'walk' liao (hmm.. actually not really ready la.. Still wait).
After a few minutes, someone go say why so long not yet start then they ka call us ready. BREEEEPPP!! There goes the whistle. And we start walking. Walk, walk, walk... Not for long, aiyo... Tired ka si arh!
I suddenly very hard to breathe, and then my legs are like patah liao (dramatic punya..), haizzz. Then, suddenly, i heard someone say that we're almost there. Then i suddenly have a thought, 'I thought i was going to die. But i'm not!! Cause i'm almost there!!!'
Walk for like minutes, STILL NOT THERE YET! My thoughts change. Change into, 'Haizzz... I thought i was going to live... AS IF! Boohooohooo....'
Hahaha!! Suddenly, i saw my dad at the front! (He drove the car up to the top...) Cool... I'm not dead !! I'M ALIVE!!! Phew, that was tired!
When we reached the top, there's still a lucky draw and some food. Buhahaha!! My fav nasi lemak got arh!! Oh yea~ Oh yea~
After a while, the lucky draw start d. And you know what? I got a kettle. My cuz got an iron and my sis got an oven toaster. Haha!!
Well, actually it's a long story, but i don't have more time to type le. So i shortcut type. Haha! B-bye!
Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!
When i reached her house, the 2 boys already arrived and they're watching tv already. And i just go in the house not for long, her mom starting ask me got tuition anot arh, and the other high school stuff. (I also got 配合her and talk la.. Don't want to be rude ^^) After that, she told me that she cooked 'sweet potato soup'. (Actually i don't drink d, but again, don't want to be rude....) Her mom put the 2 bowls of soup (me and Alycia d) on the small table and told us to drink. Haizz... We can't eat with the boys around and ON A SMALL, KIDDY TABLE?! So we decided to eat in the kitchen. Ahhh... Finally relaxed. We sambil ate sambil chat/gossip. So nice~~ (remembered the old days~)
And tell you what, when we girls were in the living room (where the boys are watching tv), they don't even want to touch their bowl (with the soup). But when we went in the kitchen and ate, we heard them drinking their soup! (Heard the sound when they scoop the soup [bowl sound]) Us two girls at the kitchen keep giggling ^^.
After a while, we finished our soup and went out the the living room to check out the boys. (Actually was Alycia check out the boys) (Results : 怪叔叔 used his head to knock on the wall [hah!!><] ; kor just watch the tv [actually Alycia can't see what he's doing==])
Too boring ler.. So me and Alycia were ready to go out and play badminton. But... IT'S RAINING!!! And so, we put away the rackets and the 'shutter court' and bored again. Then i suddenly remembered that Alycia said she had a book full of word puzzles, so i asked for the book. And then i went to straight to the table and start doing it. Alycia just sat beside me reading her novel. (And the boys just watched the tv.)
After a while, Alycia's mom came back (she went out not long ago...) from... somewhere and bought corns! (Actually i don't really like corns, but whatever!) Me and Alycia shared a corn (that means the corn cut into halves and we eat). And again, we went to the kitchen to eat the corn and the boys still sat outside at the living room. During me and Alycia's corn eating and chit-chatting, 怪叔叔 walked in the kitchen to throw away his corn. (Then walk out again) We're thinking like, 'Whoa... Eat so fast.. We eat a half of the corn only and yet we weren't finish yet!'
After a few minutes, me and Alycia finished our corn (finally) and Alycia went to check out the boys again. And she ran to me and told me to look at 怪叔叔, HE'S STILL EATING A CORN!? But---but--- we thought he just finished just now... Aiya! Whatever la! Who cares? And we walked back to the table and continue talking, doing word puzzles, reading......
Almost evening, the rain finally stopped. YAY! CAN PLAY BADMINTON!! Me and Alycia quickly take the stuff, open the door and whoosh out of the house (hah!). Although it's still drizzling, but we continue playing. Play till a half, 2 of those boys come out and lock the gate. (They stud d, from outside also can open the gate la! And, still got Alycia's bro can save us [maybe..], scared what?! [Hah!]) We don't care, continue playing.
Later on, Alycia's bro came out of the house and sat there, play his handphone (i think...). And then once, he made a signal to Alycia and said that the boys were super boring. And so, we, 2 of this good people (hah! Yeah right...), let those boring boys play. Then we went in the house to rest. But then Alycia's bor told us to go out.. Haizz.. Don't know why... Freaky. And tell you guys something again, 怪叔叔play badminton play ka his shoes spoilt. Hah!!
Almost like 6 or 7 something (time), Alycia's mom came out and called us to go to bathe. At first her mom wanted us girls to bathe 1st. But then i don't know why, she suddenly changed her mind and called the boys to go and bathe. But still, no one wanted to go and bathe. So her mom called me to go and bathe. I'm also very stinky, so i ma go lo! Bathe nia ma, won't die d... After me was kor, then 怪叔叔 then Alycia.
After all of us finished bathing, we ate dinner. And during the 'process' of eating, we found out that 怪叔叔ate 2 corns just now. (That's why...) Then bla bla bla...
At 9 o'clock something, the 2 boys' transport came. While Alycia was opening the door, kor left a little pink bear on the chair Alycia was sitting. Aww... he really does do what he said.
~Flashback~
The day Mei Mei had her birthday party.
Before we went back, mei mei's popo gave us each a little keychain kinda thing. And when i reach home, kor used msn and said to me that he wanted to give this thing to Alycia.
~End of Flashback~
Awww... isin't that sweeeeet?!~ That bear also has a 'I LOVE YOU' in the middle. ^^
10.30p.m. like that i went home.
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(Some parts i didn't type cause i forgot. Heh! Sorry~)
2008/11/23
STUPID ME!!!!!
~~Flashback~~
I was checkin out my cousin's blog. And then, i click on the link to see her 1st post. (And i mean by 1st is really the 1st.) And as usual, i read the post. And found out that she works as a journalist. To make sure, i asked my other cousin - who's just sitting beside mua. And i found out she's a journalist for the Star. And that made me remember that once i saw an article in the Star at school (they sponsored us standard 6 students Star!). I was flipping the pages and i saw an article in the Education section, which was written by 'Alycia Lim'. And i told my best friend that i also have a cousin named Alycia Lim. And i still wrote her full name in the paper for fun. (Because they have the same name!)
But now i realized, THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON!! How stupid am i, just how stupid am i? Aww man.
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WOW! 10 DRAWINGS LIAO! SO FAST!!! Okay, another 庆功会coming up!Stuff i saw during joging yesterday~
Yesterday i went jogging with me family (me, my sista, my cousins [michelle and jacky], mom, dad). We went to the Penang Dam to jog. (actually we didn't jog, we just walk.) We 'joged' a while then i suddenly saw a man, wearing a singlet (it's very normal that man wears singlet during their jogs). The singlet is so long until it looks like a dress! His shorts is also very short. So when you see him from far away (without seeing his head), it's like you saw a woman jogging (that's what i 1st thought when i saw him [hah!]).
Besides that, we saw a man, quite old, wearing a red singlet, shorts [as usual], a cap and he has long hair (quite long nia la, not really like the girls kinda long hair). He's so skinny! And you know what, the skinny is like really, very skinny! You can see the bones!! And we saw him running 3 rounds! Ohmygosh... When he ran over us the 2nd time, my dad saw some motorcycles at the front. And he joked, 'maybe that man ride the bike all over to the other side then change another motorcycle ride till here then start run again.' (Do you guys know what i'm talking? Cause i don't really know what i'm talking either~)
Ohyea! And i forgot to say another guy. While we're 'jogging' (duh! The whole post is only about 'Stuff i saw during joging'!!), we saw a guy jogging gracefully. You know how i mean by jogging gracefully??? Hey, if you know, DON'T TELL!! I'm the one typing the post here!! Okay, me continue. He just jogging like a normal person, it's just he jump so high that he looks like he's ballet dancing. (If you don't know what it means, you can try it your own. Jog normally but you must jump in the same time. ^^)
And, when we stop in the middle of the jungle (the place we're jogging is like a jungle), there are a bridge (to let people jog by), you can see a river leading to the water there d. And then we saw 1 man feeding the fish in the water (by throwing some pieces of bread [tear into a little parts already d la]). Then, a monkey come and steal some pieces of bread. It climbed down the tree and then try to reach for the breads. The monkey was like spiderman, it crawl down the land and then 'sticked' on the 'wall' (i dunno what it's called..) ka take the bread. SOO KAWAII!! (And funny too~)
~End of the jogging story, proceed to the not jogging part of the story~
After almost an hour, we finished jogging. And before we're went back home, my mom said she wanted to go to the toilet. So we went to the toilet there lo! Outside got 2 benches, so we sat down a wait. Me and my cousin brother saw a pondok (oe something like that) then we asked permission to go 'explore'. When we wanted to sat down the bench in the 'pondok', we saw some carvings on top that wrote '(somebody)' love '(somebody) 4ever and all sorts of who love who and who was here and... Aiya! A lot of things la! And then there's one, it wrote, 'ALL LOV END HERE'. It's like who came in this place will break up. But there's so many people wrote who love who, who love who here! So i joked, 'maybe that 'guy' came and when he left, his girlfriend slap him on the face and run away. And so he came back this place and carve this sentence.' What do you think? Isit possible??
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2008/11/17
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2008/11/16
Mei mei (jie er)'s birthday party~!! (And the things i've done in the morning~)
Yesterday is Jie Er's birthday ! And again, it's actually not, only party. (Said that~) The day before yesterday d night, i slept on almost 10:30 like that. (So early o.0) Then i wake up on 8:~~ (Very early leh~~) I woke up and then i go wash up. After that, i lazy go downstairs to eat breakfast and i'm not hungry yet. So, i clean my bedroom (as sceduled). Although i lazy go downstairs, i still have to because upstairs no cloth, and don't have the cleaning thing-y. And so, i walk downstairs take a cloth then stole the cleaning from the toilet and run upstairs. On then fan (of course air-con off liao la) and the radio, put the cloth with water and the cleaning thing (aiya! Tell you all la! The cleaning this is actually the soap for hand-washing. Heh!) then start cleaning that dirty hand-printed drawer. (Really, there's really a lot of finger/hand prints on top. Yuck! Beh kua nia..)
Almost like 30 minutes or so, i change to cleaning the wall beside my bed d. (Cause also got some finger prints and some black d. (Yuck!) Clean ar, clean, clean ar, clean. Finish cleaning the wall, i proceed to my drawer again. (Just now i clean d is the side of the drawer, then 'now' i clean d is inside the drawer, got put things d. I take out all my stuff, and then start wiping it. During that time (wait for the drawer to dry up), i'm finding stuff to throw (too many rubbish liao). Then i look into some drawing books i had. Ohmigosh... so ugly. And i also find 2 drawings, the artist is Alycia~ Aww... i still got her drawings! Heh.. heh.. 'Someone' jealous liao moi??? Haha!! Okay, okay, continue. I look till a half, my mom come in (finally woke up liao). And then talk talk a while then call that 'alien' come in and clear her stuff also. ( Why must one of the drawers be hers in our[me and my elder sister] bedroom!!)(Forgot to mention, my sis go KL so thats why i can so early open radio then clean the drawer.) But she only got a little things in our bedroom nia. So fast fast then finish liao. I clean finish liao, put back my stuff in the drawer then i go downstairs and eat mee then on comp ler. Play a while then i go bathe. When i come down to continue, walla.. my mom using liao. Then she find reasons to keep on playing. She ask me to call my dad to bring me go to the place where Jie Er is having her bday party. So i ma call lo. Call finish liao she still playing (that means not giving me play). Then i bored, so i go 'read' my bio book. And i saw some things that i didn't see before. Like Chun Hua d, add tiok a lot of things. And then i remember once when i giv dunno who write my bio book, other people go take it and then change Chun Hua's things. Like his gender. (Change from boy into girl. Hahax) Haizz.. good memories... Then my dad come liao. We ma go out liao lor! I go to Jie Er's party then they go out to eat lunch.
When we reach there, we're not sure where is the restaurant. And we thought is inside the building. So we walk almost the whole building (acually not that kua zhang la) then ka phone for Jie Er. Ceh! It's downstairs la!! Dumb dumb d... When i go in, omg, so many people (actually not that many larh..) le. Nothing to do, so i 'fight' with the girls using the computer (there's a computer there!! Besides that, there's also have a pool table for them boys to play snooker. And upstairs, there's a place to play those games. Like 'street basketball'. Ya, something like that. ). At last of course got use tiok la. When it's Denise's turn, Alycia tu tu ho online. And so, we chat with her and 'mao chong' kor to say like 'i love you' arh... Like that d stuff. Haha! Kor keep come and see what are we talking about to her. So funny!!
About a few mintutes, we all been called to eat liao. I took 4 or 5 pieces of nuggets, some french fries (maybe there's 10 or more in there) and then a chicken (regreted to take that) for the 1st round. Then the 2nd round i take some mee. Then i drink cold water. Ohmigod, i drink liao then i keep 'fa dou'. Hah! (I very easy cold d)
After finish eating, Jie Er's mom gave them some tokens to play upstairs--the 'ding ding' room. Me and 2 other friends didn't go. We very good one. Haha! We ma use computer lo. Good arh! No one fight with us. After a while, my dad came. Omg, so early nia. So i tell him i want to wait with my friend and we didn't eat cake yet (such stupid excuses. But they still let me stay). We play until a while, saw 1 or 2 friends came down liao. Walla! Their faces all red red d!! Because just now they drink beer. (But alchohol a little bit nia. Nevermind. But i think those beers were actually for grown-ups.) Then they come and rule the computer liao. So me and my friends sit down on the sofa and see our friends singing Karaoke. So funny!!
After ten minutes or so, we sang 'happy birthday' and eat cake. You guys think only sing 'ahppy birthday' song and wishing wishes and blowing candles are very plain. (Really la, it's very plain nia) But after that, there's something that our bithdays mostly didn't have. Jie Er's mom put one of the candle inside the cake, between the flowers (pattern lai d la) then tell Jie Er to use her mouth to take it up. Wow!! That's amazing!! Jie Er keep wanna take out the candle using her hands but we keep say duwan and want her to use her mouth. The reason why Jie Er don't want to do that is because she's afraid that Jia Yi, Kah Wei and Jun Wen will push her head and make her face full of cake. (Of course at last don't have la) But at last she also got do la... And then during eating the cake. My dad come liao. I faster finish then take some pictures with my handphone. I took Jie Er's, Chytal's and kor's. Kor that picture is lucky take tiok d. When i take my phone up and he tu tu ho turned over and he like smiling (because got show tiok his white teeth [hah!]). That picture so 'pretty'. Actually i wanna take Jun Wen's picture d, but cannot liao. T.T saded... Nevermind! I already got one! So i go back home lerr... Haizz... So sad. The last time i'll see them.. But i wish there's still some fairaways parties going on in the holidays... How i wish that Alycia can have a party. But she's only 80% confirm nia... After that ka see la!
Bye~!!!
2008/11/15
UPSR !
So long didn't post new post ler (i only relize when my friend 'complain'). Ok la, ok, i'll stop babbling and to my topic today, UPSR! This post d things happen on 13/11/08. But i'll say 'today'.
Ohmigosh! Today soo nervous!! (Ya, right.. you probally won't see it because i'm still playing and gossiping with my friend in the morning [and that is before i get my results]).
Almost nine o'clock like that, our headmaster takes back the results of our UPSR. Some of my classmates run out there and look at the headmaster to walk up the stairs (sot d. Need to nervous ka like that meh?) Not for long, my teacher call some girls to help with the results stuff. And then the 8 of them go out liao.
Then we keep talking (like nothing happen. Haha!).
After a few minutes, the girl come back liao. And 1 of my friend that go and help come to me and my best friends direction and tell her she get 7A's. Ohmigod!!! We are like, high ten-ing (it's not high five, IT's HIGH TEN! [=.='']). And then not for long (again), we go for recess. I keep aiming for my dad cause he said he wants to come and see my results (blahh!!). I eat mee until a half, my friend suddenly call me and say that my dad come liao. He talk to me a while and then my 副校长 call my dad (he knows my dad cause my dad is the 'pendaharian' in the school) and take him upstairs to see my results. And so, i keep eating my mee cause i left a lot!
I eat till a half (again) then my dad come down a say i get 6A's. I'm not shock nor any other emotions because i already guess tiok 6A's (gao lerh!) (i still don't understand why that time i didn't think tiok my karangan. I just think tiok those pemahaman d.. o.o). Before my dad wants to go back, i call him to take a picture for me. When i wanna point who i want him to take, that boy run ki liao. And then kor and Kah Wei walk towards us. And so, i just tell my dad to take a picture of both of them. But that kor don't want to take his head up (purposely d). At that time, CHUN CHUN ARH! That boy i want my dad to take run to call Kah Wei and talk. Heh heh, me and Alycia (my best friend, daughter and mei. She sit beside me d in the cafeteria) faster point at him and then tell Kah Wei to take the picture with him. Muwahahaha!! Finally got his picture le!! Then my dad mission accomplish then go back liao.
In the class, our Miss Lee give us our UPSR result d paper. Wa, Alycia really get 7A's lerh! (I'm so proud. T.T. ==) When we're talking a half, Miss Lee call Alycia to take the result d 名单 to give our BM teacher, Puan Choy. Everytime Alycia go anywhere, she'll call come d~ ^.^ (BFF!) Then on the way to the staff room, outside the other 3 classes, wallaa.. so many parents outside standing there. (Our class d also got some la. But not that much! Ours is students standing outsde [copy those parents! Hah!])
We give the teacher liao and ready to walk back to class. Suddenly she call us to stop and teman her see our grades. (She soo cute de!) And then we ma teman her lo! (We don't wanna stay in class also. ^^) She keep checking her BM who got bad scores. (Besides checking, she also got blabble some students..) And then she spot 1 C (that boy d result always not that good d). And then she squish the C and says (in chinese),' I wanna squish that boy erh... Always like that one. Get C arh! ....' (Something like that..) (You see! Isn't she cute?!) And after talking and 'squishing', we go back to class liao. I now ka relize, AMAZING! NO ONE CRY!! Whaaa... They're still playing arm wrestling (it's famous in the last few days). And then, when we walk pass our class (walk to the front door), we see a boy and a girl d arm wrestling contest. Almost all of the students are there shouting for their team (of course is girls support girls, boys support boys la!). Ohmigod, so noisy. See, our class just talk the results a little while then... play liao. Haha. (Like nothing happen d o.o)
The others nothing le la! Bye~~
2008/10/25
Pictures
Children's Day
2008/10/17
Rewrite the '15 important stuff about my dream boy'
15 important stuff about my dream boy~:
1. handsome/cute (durhhh)
2. sensitive
3. romantic
4. can teach me homework (haha)
5. clean (as in don't throw rubbish anywhere, bathe every day .....................)
6. kind
7. bertanggungjawab ( do what he says he'll do. )
8. berani ( can protect me!!)
9. happy happy d ( not every day gloomy gloomy. like wanna die liao)
10. hard working
11. dont always fight with ppl
12. talkative ( so can everytime start the conversation)
13. does not snore too loud when sleeping
14. better if learn karate or something like that
15. RICH!!!( I like money. Haha!!! Im a money face!)
After
15 important stuff about my dream boy~:
1. handsome/cute
2. sensitive
3. romantic
4. can teach me homework (haha)
5. clean (as in don't throw rubbish anywhere, bathe every day .....................)
6. kind
7. bertanggungjawab ( do what he says he'll do. But if he wanna let it go, LET IT GO LA! Come on, he got his own life isin't!?)
8. berani ( can protect me!!)
9. happy happy d ( not every day gloomy gloomy. like wanna die liao)
10. hard working( dont TOO hardworking la ! 'Medium, medium' can liao)
11. dont always fight with ppl( or else will hurt somebody! )
12. talkative ( so can everytime start the conversation)
13. does not snore too loud while sleeping( but it's natural~~ Why do i even care..^^)
14. better if learn karate or something like that( but if didnt learn, it's ok..)
15. RICH!!!( Aiya...no need TOO rich la..also 'medium, medium' can liao)
The things i corrected is in red colour d. (You probally saw it liao la!)
School Marathon
The marathon starts on 1445 and ends on 1545. When i just start running not for long, i'm already VERY tired. But i still force myself to run cause i wanna win. And so when i'm running slowly ( or you can say that i'm jogging ), 1 of my friend come and join me. We keep telling each other that we are very tired, but we're still jogging. ^^ And then, we past a parent taking photos/videos on us marathon-ing. ( Not only us [me and my friend] la! All of the peserta la) When we walk pass that parent, we[me and my friend] make a pose for her to take, and then we laugh laugh laugh and the parent also follow us laugh. So funny. After we saw that parent, we saw our best friends mom shouting over there,' Faster run! Faster run!' Me and my friend still got time wave to her and say 'hello'. But she just call us to run. Lolz... And then when almost reach, we really tired liao. But we're still jogging la of course. Not for long, i found that my friend was gone... (Maybe she went to the back liao) I didn't notice cause i was just half jogging half running. Heh...( i'm terrible..am i..) When i saw the last teacher taking the flag waving, i still got time ask her that,' Is this the last stop?' And my teacher said,'Ya. ---------<--(i forgot what she said, but i remember that she was comforting me [ she comfort anyone one la..she's a good teacher^^] cause i didn't won) After i reach the padang, to rest. My throat was like... SOOO DRY! And i can feel that there's a lot of sliver coming out from the side of my mouth (inside my mouth la of course) And i know that i'm going to blow--vomit. And so, i did. I vomitted my lunch... Eww... And my class teacher so funny. A friend that saw me vomit go and call my class teacher ( i call her ms lee la). Ms Lee walk over and ask me am i ok and bla bla bla... And then, she ask the other students that who am i (cause my head is facing the grass and ppl probally cannot see my face except the ones that knew it's me that vomitted...). Ms Lee ask them liao they keep saying my name, but Ms Lee keep saying other peserta's name... Haizz... And then, she still ask me who is my class teacher. My finger point at her but i think she can't see it. And the she ask another teacher for tissue. And after i wipe off the sliver on my mouth, i 'take' my head up. And when she see my face, she only knew that it was me... Haizz... Swt sia...
After a few minutes, i feel better and i can talk and laugh with my friends already~!^^
After a few minutes again,we walk down to the place that we gather to start the race then walk across the road to a badminton court there to get our water. I don't have strength to open the bottle cap, and i just ask kor to help me open. He also kind to help me open. Haha! (Say until like he's actually not a very nice person...)After taking the water, i had to walk across the road again to go and wait for my dad to fetch me. But i'm not suppose to walk across the road by myself. So, i ask some friends whether they can teman me anot. Alycia said that her mom come and fetch her liao, so, OUT! Denise also said that she wanted to teman me but the place that i'm going to wait for my dad is totally different with hers, so, OUT! And kor already went back, and again, OUT! Only LKW(1 of my friend[duh...]) was free, so i ask him to teman me, AND HE DID!! Muhahaha! I'm saved! He teman me to walk across the road and go to the place my dad call me to wait him. But that place is full of Indians!! And i just scooch down under a banana tree and wait. ( LKW is still beside me) He said that it's dangerous to stay there and wait for my dad. So, we walk back again. But, my dad came and 'VUALLAH!'. And i say byebye to him and get on the car.
~~~~~~~~THE END~~~~~~~~~~
Fun Weekend~!
Now, the story begins.
Last week, my aunt and her family came to Penang to attend my new born cousin baby's 'full moon party'. ( For your information, their came from Kuala Lumpur.) The party was on Saturday night, and they went back on Tuesday afternoon. Well, this is not the fun part yet.
Last Sunday (that means after the party) in the morning, we (my family [5 ppl], my KL aunt's family [3 ppl], my 2nd aunt's family [2 ppl], my 3rd aunts family [4 ppl] and my grandma) go to Penang Bowl to bowling !! (Since i went KL and play bowling, i'm starting to love it now^^) This time, i'm not the last one( that means i didnt lose)!!! Muhahaha!! ( Last time in KL, i 'won' last...)
We play bowling like almost for an hour, and then we went to our next stop ----Red Box. Oh how i LOVE to go Red Box. The room that we booked was SUPER BIG!!!!!!!! It's like..., BIGGER THAN MY HOUSE'S LIVING ROOM!!!!! ( Really, it's big...) We ate lunch in Red Box. I order fried rice. Wow, it's spicy...( and i don't really like spicy food..But, the fried rice is good~~) We sang from almost 1/2 o'clock and finished at 5 o'clock. It's totally fun~! The last song we (me, my sis [elder ones], my cousin sis [from KL d] and my cousin bro) sang is 'The Best Damn Thing'. And because i wanted to sing the song but the 3 microphones are teken by my sis and cousins, i had to use shout. So, i'm not singing, I'M SHOUTING! And that makes my throat hurt SOOO much... Urgh...
After that, we just go back to my grandma's house and bathe. While i'm watching tv, i fell asleep... until almost 7 o'clock. On time to eat dinner. HAH!
Oh ya! Forgot to mention that, Red Box is celebrating Halloween, and so, the counter ppl will give you a ticket, and when a vampire (the worker in Red Box lai d la) walk across your karaoke room, you can paste that ticket on the vampire's head and you can win a prize!! And when the vampire walk across our karaoke room, my aunt and uncle(from KL d) and my dad ran out of the room to chase the vampire. So funny~! ^.^ You guys should see that~
2008/09/30
Donkey, donkey, donkey...
Well, actually, you guys will think is a tiny matter. But to me, o-m-g...IT'S...BIG!
The story goes like this.
You guys know my 'k' brother, jia yi? Or so called David? ( Before that i put his picture up, but then... If you guys wanna know why, you can check out the post 'Apologize'. ^^) On Friday(26/9/2008), he was absent. And as his sister, i'm quite curious of what happened to him(although every time is just sick...urgh...). So, when i reached home, i smsed him and ask what happened. He told me he's in the hospital. And then, i replied, 'You sick arh?' And he said he accident. And i was like, shocked a bit. And...<-- i forgot what we chatted in the conversation liao...
Later on that night, my other friend ( he's name is kah wei, he's jia yi's best bud, or you can say his brother) smsed me and remind me that jia yi was just kidding. And so, i told my mom about it, and my mom tell me to tell jia yi that we're going to the hospital to visit him. Then he just said we already went home...and we don't have to go to his house and visit him also.
The next day, jia yi phone and ask me something(i think). And i also asked him about the accident thing-y. And he said the whole story out. ( Btw, it's so realistic..) That's why, i thought that he really met up with an accident.
And the next day, in the morning, he smsed me and asked me that i already knew he's just kidding. At that moment, i knew i was been tricked by my own 'k' brother. HOW CAN HE TRICK ME LIKE THAT ! It's awful ! And by that time, i don't even want to talk to him anymore.
At school, he keep 'Please-ing' me to forgive him. SO NOT! While in our PJK class, i asked him with an angry voice,' Isit so fun to trick me!? ' And you guys know what he said? He said,'Yes'. GRR!!!!!!!!!!! He thinks that it's fun !? And again, SO NOT! Urgh !
Until today (30/9/2008), i'm still so angry at him. And so, today, me and my friends, we sit together and think about ways to punish him. We think of 2: 1)take 10 pictures with 10 different cute poses( we're not really gonna take pictures la...It's just pose some poses) 2) he and kah wei tangled their fingers together and say some stupid, romantic speeches. Exmaple:
Kah wei : Jia yi~~
Jia yi : Kah wei~~~
Kah wei : I love you~~
Jia yi : I love you too~~~
.....................................................
But, jia yi refuse to do both of them. And so , my friend try to think of another task. And that is, jia yi and kah wei pose 3 sweet poses together. And again, they both refuses. So, whatever.
Do you guys think it's a big thing or small matter? I think it's a big thing; my friend thinks its a small matter, and even my mom thinks its a small matter. So, what do you think? VOTE~!!!!!!!!
2008/09/27
lesson in ...
Are you guys wondering," Why in a tyre repairing shop ?" Because the teacher, that is going to teach us singing , works there. ( I'm not sure is he the boss or something...) Hey, maybe you're thinking that, "What?! How are you guys suppose to sing there!? It's a... a... tyre repairing shop!!" Well, let me tell 'ya, it's not only in the shop, there's also a office in the shop. And the office, there's a player, microphone, speakers, tv... equipments that people use to sing with. And that's where we test sing. Amazing huh? Actually, i went there once. It's also because of singing.
The teacher and my dad met years ago. He said they met even before my dad met my mom. Wow, that's a really LONG friendship. Cool.
Well, because this is only our( me and my cousin) first day, he just pass us some songs to pick(of course is to sing d la). Mostly is all old songs. And he said just sing for testing nia. So relax a bit for today. ^^ So, we just sing. But he also got teach us some stuff la. Example, not to sing that last note so long, need to sing the words correctly... Like that lo.
Omg ! It's so late already. Have to hit the hay now. Night~!
2008/09/21
GREAT PARTY!! >.<
Hey~ Yesterday, 1 of my friend, Wendy, had a birthday party at her house. I was been invited and so is my mei mei ,kor and bro(David). Alycia was not interested and...(before that when mei mei ask us, i denied her request and so was Alycia. And then, my bro [not kor ] insisted me to go or else he is not my bro. So, i accepted his ''invatation'' and go to Wendy's party. But i forgot to tell Alycia and that's why Alycia didn't go.) Aiya... It's all my fault that Alycia didn't go to the party... SORRY!! >.< !!!!
I continue, although Alycia didn't go to the party, i still enjoy myself (but of course still a little sad that Alycia didn't go...). At the party, i met some other people. Example : Wendy's cousin brother ( a very funny person. But when he's angry, it's quite scary...), some 6K students ( girls la of course..), etc.
I stayed at Wendy's house until almost 11:45p.m. And so is mei mei and kor. Me, mei mei and Wendy sat on her bed and chat and chat and chat. Hmmm... nice~ Haha!
Besides fun and nice stuff, there's still bad and not fun stuff.
1) While i was going to take kor's photo, he wanted to cover the screen of my phone and scratched me hand. Until now, the scar is still on. Boo.... not nice at all...
2) A friend of mine trip me while i'm walking and i almost fall. And so, that pose is so ugly that makes kor laugh. Grr... i won't forgive him( the boy that trip me)... HE( the boy that trip me) BETTER BE CAREFUL WHEN HE GO TO SCHOOL !!! I'll take my revenge... MUHAHAHAHA << evil laugh
How i wish i can go Wendy's house again. SO BIG!!! It's 2 apartments stick together. Wa...
Well... I'm going to day dream again. Bye~
Happy~~~
2008/09/20
>.< Hah ! 2 different ppl's expression when i send him this msg. >.<
我想带你去海边漫步。 聆听海的声音,带你爬到最高的石头上……
然后……
踢你下海!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!
The 1st one reply to me : 我是xx你,不是给你欺负!(guess who isit? Alycia, i think you will know gua...not 怪叔叔 arh!)
The 2nd one thought i'm not me. I think he thought i'm my annoying sister(the younger one d)...
He said : Lame not sj(actually in the msg, he type my name). Then, i replied : what not sj(i also type my name). He replied again : 小妹妹, dun play with ppl de thing. (Peesh! He's not such a good 'convincer' i like to call. If i'm the one using other ppl's phone,and he send that to me, i will definetely keep sms him. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!) And i replied : I'm sj la! You got finish the whole msg anot? Then, he said : Z lai, when wan go ?
After that, i was like, '' URGH! This guy is not fun at all. '' And then i just replied : NO !!
If you wanna see it more clearly, you can look at the bottom ( a bit) of this post.
The sms pal = Guy = G
Me = M
M = ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ( that long long long msg)
G = Lame not sj
M = Wat not sj ?
G = 小妹妹, dun play with ppl de thing
M = Huh?!
G = Don't play with ppl thing. If you are sj, go check your outbox.
M = I'm sj la! You got finish the whole msg anot?
G = Oo...
After minutes....
G = Z lai, when wan go beach ?
M = ~~~~~
G = ~~~~~~
( And the conversation goes on and on and on...)
Btw, when i type me and that 2nd guy's conversation, a lot of part's i didnt write hor? ( I mean between the top and the bottom part d..
Haha.. Actually, this messages is totally personal. But, i just wanna let you guys know the 2 different person's expression after reading that stupid ( or maybe it's quite funny) msg. If you wanna try other ppl, go ahead and try ! And tell me what's their expression , k ?~ Haha!
2008/09/18
EWW!!! DISGUSTING MUCH!
Me and my friends ( We sat in a group and chat because we're too bored ) saw Mr Jumbo( the fastest boy in our class. Sad for him because he got that ridiculous name. But it's not like i want it[the name, Mr Jumbo]) DIGGING HIS NOSE PUBLIC-LY !! (You will probally think that i'm crazy, cause there's no such word call PUBLIC-LY [ i'm not sure is really that word available] ! ) (Hmm... But i think IN PUBLIC is better. Ahhhaha... Found the mistake !!!) Rewrite the sentence again : Me and my friends saw Mr Jumbo DIGGING HIS NOSE IN PUBLIC !!
Ok, let me continue. And then, me and my friends keep lookin at him because he's dreamin and probably don't know we were watching at him and laughing so hard. Then, he heard us laughing ( cause we're laughing hard and loud ) and he turn over and look at us. We pretended that we we're laughing at the other friend of ours and keep saying she's really crazy ( so thats why we laugh ). Mr Jumbo saw us pointing at her and saying that she's funny and crazy and stuff and turn over and look at her. We continue laughing. When he turn back and look at us, he's like saying :" There's nothing funny, why are you guys ( me and my friends) laughing about ?" At last, he don't wanna "bug" us anymore, and keep digging his nose and dream. Ohhohoh... This time , he didn't just dig and dream, he still turn here, turn there, look the whole class, and we laugh until our heads fall down and stomach burst into pieces ! And again, he turn over and see what we're laughin about now. And we pretend again. Said that our other friend that sit behind and another row of Mr Jumbo is funny and crazy blah blah blah... This keep continue until the other period.
Until today, i think Mr Jumbo still don't know that we're actually laughing at him. Duh, of course he doesn't know! It's not like someone tell him or smt. Or there is someone tells him that we're laughing at him... NAH!!!!!!!!!!!
2008/09/17
Holidays~Voting~Fun stuff !!
1) Title : Drinking Politics
A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, "You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached."
The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. "Why you liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how to run my business!"
"Listen, I'm the customer, so I'm always right." the man says. "That picture offends me, so I want you to take it down."
"That tears it," the bartender says, "How would you like it if I came into your bar and told you what to do?"
"Well, you'd be the customer, so you'd be right," the man says.
"Fine, then let's switch places," the bartender says.
So, they do. The man takes the bartender's place behind the bar, and the bartender walks outside, waits a moment, and then comes back inside. The bartender sits at the bar and says to the bar, "You should take that pin off. The Democrats are destroying our country with their liberal agenda."
"Sorry," the man says, "but we don't serve Republicans here."
2) Title : Grass Eater
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
3) Title : Two fraternity brothers...
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of them.
After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of beer."
Magically, the ocean turns to beer.
Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!"
4) Title : Working On The Fourth Husband
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
5) Title : Who Let The Blonds Out?
How many blonds does it take to milk a cow?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
6) Title : Railroad Redneck
Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.
The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."
The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill myself."
The redneck says, "If I get another ham hock, I'll kill myself.''
The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral the Chinese man's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed an egg roll that day."
The Italian guy's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed a slice of pizza that day."
''Don't look at me," says the redneck's wife. "He done packed his lunch on his own."
7) Title : First Class Blondie
A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."
8) Title : Shirts Off
A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing.
The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed.
So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Iron this."
9) Title : Religious Nuts
There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.
The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
10) Title : Beer Brothers
A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness, please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and every week he sets up the guy's three beers as soon as he enters in the bar. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them, then orders two more. The bartender sadly says, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
11) Title : Little Johnny's Stork
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who f---s the stork?"
Chinese's jokes
1)
一对兄弟筹了十元想买玩具…
哥:买卫生棉吧!
弟:是什么东西来的?
哥:我不知道啊! 电视上说有了它,就可以爬山、滑水、打球、溜冰,自由自在每烦恼!~
2)
从暗恋、单恋、相恋、迷恋、爱恋直到同性恋,都会让人头痛。所以,无论你最终的选择是什么,你还是会头痛。那……还是选择我吧!哈哈哈哈~~~~!!!
《 斧标驱风油》 !
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Okay~ That's it for today's jokes~ Hope you enjoys it!
Some jokes are funny and it will laugh until your head fall off, or you stomach burst. But, some jokes, you swt until you need to on the fan until the maximum lvl.
But to me, these are funny jokes. Or else, WHY ARE THEY CALL JOKES!?!?!!?
P.s. leave a comment to vote and tell me are your head fallin off or your stomach burst into pieces OR you swt until your fan is already reach the maximum lvl. Or (another or...), your fan already broke off ( because it's already OVER the maximum lvl. And that means you swt ka you cannot tahan liao.) !
2008/09/14
IM BACK~!
Finally UPSR is over. But my grades aren't so good... I already know some pemahaman d grades le. I'll type it down:
BM : 31/40 (I cried at school cause SOO SAD!!!)
BC : 27/40 (Omg... This paper super hard ler...)
BI : 39/40 (Aiya, this one can say GOOD!!!)
MATHS : 37/40 ( Nice~)
SC : 28/30 ( Whoooo!!!)
Well... Like that lo... Aiya, the most sad d is the BM lahhh. I CRIED AT SCHOOL LERHHH!!! Haiya... I can go study in Heng Ee can le la. But, my sister say until the school sometimes like Hell ; sometimes like Heaven... So mysterious. Hehe... The best! is i can study in the same class as my BESTx100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 friend. Haizz.. these are just wishes. Best if they can actually come true.
That's it, wish i can at least get 5As. Before that, i said i want 5As, then i can be happy. But, i dunno start from when, I WISH TO GET 7As!!!!!!!!!! When did i start to think far... Hmm... Cooky... Ah well, nevermind.
Bye~!
p.s. I have a lot of broken english hor.. SRY!