Donkey, donkey, donkey...

You guys wonder what donkey am i talking about? That's right, me... I'm not only a donkey, I'm also a stupid donkey... Wanna hear the story, scroll down lo...(and i don't mean scroll down the whole page.)

Well, actually, you guys will think is a tiny matter. But to me, o-m-g...IT'S...BIG!

The story goes like this.
You guys know my 'k' brother, jia yi? Or so called David? ( Before that i put his picture up, but then... If you guys wanna know why, you can check out the post 'Apologize'. ^^) On Friday(26/9/2008), he was absent. And as his sister, i'm quite curious of what happened to him(although every time is just sick...urgh...). So, when i reached home, i smsed him and ask what happened. He told me he's in the hospital. And then, i replied, 'You sick arh?' And he said he accident. And i was like, shocked a bit. And...<-- i forgot what we chatted in the conversation liao...

Later on that night, my other friend ( he's name is kah wei, he's jia yi's best bud, or you can say his brother) smsed me and remind me that jia yi was just kidding. And so, i told my mom about it, and my mom tell me to tell jia yi that we're going to the hospital to visit him. Then he just said we already went home...and we don't have to go to his house and visit him also.

The next day, jia yi phone and ask me something(i think). And i also asked him about the accident thing-y. And he said the whole story out. ( Btw, it's so realistic..) That's why, i thought that he really met up with an accident.

And the next day, in the morning, he smsed me and asked me that i already knew he's just kidding. At that moment, i knew i was been tricked by my own 'k' brother. HOW CAN HE TRICK ME LIKE THAT ! It's awful ! And by that time, i don't even want to talk to him anymore.

At school, he keep 'Please-ing' me to forgive him. SO NOT! While in our PJK class, i asked him with an angry voice,' Isit so fun to trick me!? ' And you guys know what he said? He said,'Yes'. GRR!!!!!!!!!!! He thinks that it's fun !? And again, SO NOT! Urgh !

Until today (30/9/2008), i'm still so angry at him. And so, today, me and my friends, we sit together and think about ways to punish him. We think of 2: 1)take 10 pictures with 10 different cute poses( we're not really gonna take pictures la...It's just pose some poses) 2) he and kah wei tangled their fingers together and say some stupid, romantic speeches. Exmaple:
Kah wei : Jia yi~~
Jia yi : Kah wei~~~
Kah wei : I love you~~
Jia yi : I love you too~~~
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But, jia yi refuse to do both of them. And so , my friend try to think of another task. And that is, jia yi and kah wei pose 3 sweet poses together. And again, they both refuses. So, whatever.




Do you guys think it's a big thing or small matter? I think it's a big thing; my friend thinks its a small matter, and even my mom thinks its a small matter. So, what do you think? VOTE~!!!!!!!!

lesson in ...

Today, almost 8.30p.m., my dad bring me and my cousin brother to test singing. Why? To learn how to sing, silly! And by the way, we test singing in a tyre repairing shop. ( Actually, it's not really a shop. It's just that i don't know how to say it...) I go there because my cousin brother got go. Or else, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE ! BECAUSE I NEED ACOMPANIST ! ( I'm a scared-y-cat, meow~ )

Are you guys wondering," Why in a tyre repairing shop ?" Because the teacher, that is going to teach us singing , works there. ( I'm not sure is he the boss or something...) Hey, maybe you're thinking that, "What?! How are you guys suppose to sing there!? It's a... a... tyre repairing shop!!" Well, let me tell 'ya, it's not only in the shop, there's also a office in the shop. And the office, there's a player, microphone, speakers, tv... equipments that people use to sing with. And that's where we test sing. Amazing huh? Actually, i went there once. It's also because of singing.

The teacher and my dad met years ago. He said they met even before my dad met my mom. Wow, that's a really LONG friendship. Cool.

Well, because this is only our( me and my cousin) first day, he just pass us some songs to pick(of course is to sing d la). Mostly is all old songs. And he said just sing for testing nia. So relax a bit for today. ^^ So, we just sing. But he also got teach us some stuff la. Example, not to sing that last note so long, need to sing the words correctly... Like that lo.

Omg ! It's so late already. Have to hit the hay now. Night~!

GREAT PARTY!! >.<

WHOOO!!!!!!! GREAT PARTY THERE, WENDY~!

Hey~ Yesterday, 1 of my friend, Wendy, had a birthday party at her house. I was been invited and so is my mei mei ,kor and bro(David). Alycia was not interested and...(before that when mei mei ask us, i denied her request and so was Alycia. And then, my bro [not kor ] insisted me to go or else he is not my bro. So, i accepted his ''invatation'' and go to Wendy's party. But i forgot to tell Alycia and that's why Alycia didn't go.) Aiya... It's all my fault that Alycia didn't go to the party... SORRY!! >.< !!!!

I continue, although Alycia didn't go to the party, i still enjoy myself (but of course still a little sad that Alycia didn't go...). At the party, i met some other people. Example : Wendy's cousin brother ( a very funny person. But when he's angry, it's quite scary...), some 6K students ( girls la of course..), etc.

I stayed at Wendy's house until almost 11:45p.m. And so is mei mei and kor. Me, mei mei and Wendy sat on her bed and chat and chat and chat. Hmmm... nice~ Haha!

Besides fun and nice stuff, there's still bad and not fun stuff.
1) While i was going to take kor's photo, he wanted to cover the screen of my phone and scratched me hand. Until now, the scar is still on. Boo.... not nice at all...

2) A friend of mine trip me while i'm walking and i almost fall. And so, that pose is so ugly that makes kor laugh. Grr... i won't forgive him( the boy that trip me)... HE( the boy that trip me) BETTER BE CAREFUL WHEN HE GO TO SCHOOL !!! I'll take my revenge... MUHAHAHAHA << evil laugh

How i wish i can go Wendy's house again. SO BIG!!! It's 2 apartments stick together. Wa...
Well... I'm going to day dream again. Bye~




Happy~~~

>.< Hah ! 2 different ppl's expression when i send him this msg. >.<

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The 1st one reply to me : 我是xx你，不是给你欺负！（guess who isit? Alycia, i think you will know gua...not 怪叔叔 arh!)

The 2nd one thought i'm not me. I think he thought i'm my annoying sister(the younger one d)...
He said : Lame not sj(actually in the msg, he type my name). Then, i replied :　what not sj(i also type my name). He replied again :　小妹妹, dun play with ppl de thing. (Peesh! He's not such a good 'convincer' i like to call. If i'm the one using other ppl's phone,and he send that to me, i will definetely keep sms him. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!) And i replied : I'm sj la! You got finish the whole msg anot? Then, he said : Z lai, when wan go ?
After that, i was like, '' URGH! This guy is not fun at all. '' And then i just replied : NO !!

If you wanna see it more clearly, you can look at the bottom ( a bit) of this post.
The sms pal = Guy = G
Me = M

M = ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ( that long long long msg)
G = Lame not sj
M = Wat not sj ?
G = 小妹妹, dun play with ppl de thing
M = Huh?!
G = Don't play with ppl thing. If you are sj, go check your outbox.
M = I'm sj la! You got finish the whole msg anot?
G = Oo...
After minutes....
G = Z lai, when wan go beach ?
M = ~~~~~
G = ~~~~~~
( And the conversation goes on and on and on...)

Btw, when i type me and that 2nd guy's conversation, a lot of part's i didnt write hor? ( I mean between the top and the bottom part d..

Haha.. Actually, this messages is totally personal. But, i just wanna let you guys know the 2 different person's expression after reading that stupid ( or maybe it's quite funny) msg. If you wanna try other ppl, go ahead and try ! And tell me what's their expression , k ?~ Haha!

EWW!!! DISGUSTING MUCH!

Last Tuesday ( 16/9 ), while we are having our chinese period, our teacher gave us free time to do what we wanted to do in class. It's like, aktiviti bebas, because we already finished our UPSR examinations, AND WE'RE FREE~!

Me and my friends ( We sat in a group and chat because we're too bored ) saw Mr Jumbo( the fastest boy in our class. Sad for him because he got that ridiculous name. But it's not like i want it[the name, Mr Jumbo]) DIGGING HIS NOSE PUBLIC-LY !! (You will probally think that i'm crazy, cause there's no such word call PUBLIC-LY [ i'm not sure is really that word available] ! ) (Hmm... But i think IN PUBLIC is better. Ahhhaha... Found the mistake !!!) Rewrite the sentence again : Me and my friends saw Mr Jumbo DIGGING HIS NOSE IN PUBLIC !!

Ok, let me continue. And then, me and my friends keep lookin at him because he's dreamin and probably don't know we were watching at him and laughing so hard. Then, he heard us laughing ( cause we're laughing hard and loud ) and he turn over and look at us. We pretended that we we're laughing at the other friend of ours and keep saying she's really crazy ( so thats why we laugh ). Mr Jumbo saw us pointing at her and saying that she's funny and crazy and stuff and turn over and look at her. We continue laughing. When he turn back and look at us, he's like saying :" There's nothing funny, why are you guys ( me and my friends) laughing about ?" At last, he don't wanna "bug" us anymore, and keep digging his nose and dream. Ohhohoh... This time , he didn't just dig and dream, he still turn here, turn there, look the whole class, and we laugh until our heads fall down and stomach burst into pieces ! And again, he turn over and see what we're laughin about now. And we pretend again. Said that our other friend that sit behind and another row of Mr Jumbo is funny and crazy blah blah blah... This keep continue until the other period.

Until today, i think Mr Jumbo still don't know that we're actually laughing at him. Duh, of course he doesn't know! It's not like someone tell him or smt. Or there is someone tells him that we're laughing at him... NAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Holidays~Voting~Fun stuff !!

Hi guys~ Today's a HOLIDAY！！！！！ Nice huh? Haha! OF COURSE IT'S NICE! Who don't agree with me?

Vote! Agree or Don't Agree.

Give your votes to me, Sj or you can call me Shewin. Thank you for your cooperation.

Okay. Done with the voting, done with the holiday stuff, now, let's go to the fun part--JOKES!

1) Title : Drinking Politics

A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, "You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached."

The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. "Why you liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how to run my business!"

"Listen, I'm the customer, so I'm always right." the man says. "That picture offends me, so I want you to take it down."

"That tears it," the bartender says, "How would you like it if I came into your bar and told you what to do?"

"Well, you'd be the customer, so you'd be right," the man says.

"Fine, then let's switch places," the bartender says.

So, they do. The man takes the bartender's place behind the bar, and the bartender walks outside, waits a moment, and then comes back inside. The bartender sits at the bar and says to the bar, "You should take that pin off. The Democrats are destroying our country with their liberal agenda."

"Sorry," the man says, "but we don't serve Republicans here."



2) Title : Grass Eater

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, please come to my house!"

"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."

"Bring them along!" the rich man said.

They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."

The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"



3) Title : Two fraternity brothers...

Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of them.

After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of beer."

Magically, the ocean turns to beer.

Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!"



4) Title : Working On The Fourth Husband

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"


5) Title : Who Let The Blonds Out?

How many blonds does it take to milk a cow?

Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.



6) Title : Railroad Redneck

Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.

The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."

The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill myself."

The redneck says, "If I get another ham hock, I'll kill myself.''

The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral the Chinese man's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed an egg roll that day."

The Italian guy's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed a slice of pizza that day."

''Don't look at me," says the redneck's wife. "He done packed his lunch on his own."



7) Title : First Class Blondie

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.

The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.

She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."



8) Title : Shirts Off

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing.

The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed.

So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Iron this."



9) Title : Religious Nuts

There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.



10) Title : Beer Brothers

A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness, please."

So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too and we're drinking together."

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and every week he sets up the guy's three beers as soon as he enters in the bar. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them, then orders two more. The bartender sadly says, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."

The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."



11) Title : Little Johnny's Stork

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who f---s the stork?"



Chinese's jokes
1)

一对兄弟筹了十元想买玩具…

哥：买卫生棉吧！

弟：是什么东西来的？

哥：我不知道啊！ 电视上说有了它，就可以爬山、滑水、打球、溜冰，自由自在每烦恼!~



2）

从暗恋、单恋、相恋、迷恋、爱恋直到同性恋，都会让人头痛。所以，无论你最终的选择是什么，你还是会头痛。那……还是选择我吧！哈哈哈哈~~~~！！！











《 斧标驱风油》 ！



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Okay~ That's it for today's jokes~ Hope you enjoys it!
Some jokes are funny and it will laugh until your head fall off, or you stomach burst. But, some jokes, you swt until you need to on the fan until the maximum lvl.
But to me, these are funny jokes. Or else, WHY ARE THEY CALL JOKES!?!?!!?




P.s. leave a comment to vote and tell me are your head fallin off or your stomach burst into pieces OR you swt until your fan is already reach the maximum lvl. Or (another or...), your fan already broke off ( because it's already OVER the maximum lvl. And that means you swt ka you cannot tahan liao.) !

IM BACK~!

Hey guys! I'm back~!!! Ahhh~~~~回来的感觉真好~~ Haha...Just kidding~

Finally UPSR is over. But my grades aren't so good... I already know some pemahaman d grades le. I'll type it down:

BM : 31/40 (I cried at school cause SOO SAD!!!)
BC : 27/40 (Omg... This paper super hard ler...)
BI : 39/40 (Aiya, this one can say GOOD!!!)
MATHS : 37/40 ( Nice~)
SC : 28/30 ( Whoooo!!!)

Well... Like that lo... Aiya, the most sad d is the BM lahhh. I CRIED AT SCHOOL LERHHH!!! Haiya... I can go study in Heng Ee can le la. But, my sister say until the school sometimes like Hell ; sometimes like Heaven... So mysterious. Hehe... The best! is i can study in the same class as my BESTx100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 friend. Haizz.. these are just wishes. Best if they can actually come true.

That's it, wish i can at least get 5As. Before that, i said i want 5As, then i can be happy. But, i dunno start from when, I WISH TO GET 7As!!!!!!!!!! When did i start to think far... Hmm... Cooky... Ah well, nevermind.

Bye~!

p.s. I have a lot of broken english hor.. SRY!